kdawwg:

what does it feel like to kiss a boy

lorarouge:

my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment

(Source: pregnat4)

tyrawanks:

i hate auto correct so much

i accidentally text my grandmother saying ‘sex tonight’

i meant tomorrow

handinyourpants:

I’m convinced that I’m the friend everyone hates.

(Source: caylaxx)

marielleidiot:

when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade

(Source: snarg)

mrcraabs:

roses are red

violets are blue

sunflowers are yellow

i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts

marielleidiot:

when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade

(Source: snarg)

blainiacs:

i will never forgive jamie lynn spears for getting pregnant and ruining zoey 101

(Source: sweetstuffz)